He was talking about all the hidden characters he’d unlocked in a wrestling videogame, which very rapidly turned into him intentionally screwing up old wrestler names. My favorites: Funky Terry, the Jake Snake, Chokehold Steve Coldstone.
“Let’s paint a moustache on the tennis courts so no one recognizes it!”
Student: “Heather, will you please tell Ben that i’m the intercontinental champion and don’t need to vacuum the other classroom?”
Staff: “Adam, you may be the intercontinental champion, but you still have to do your chores.”
Student: *walks away dejectedly* “Nobody respects those who came before them…”
Staff: “Adam, you may be the intercontinental champion, but you still have to do your chores.”
Student: *walks away dejectedly* “Nobody respects those who came before them…”
everybody, meet adam. he’s the genius behind 99% of these quotes and, hopefully, 100% of the drawings. my hope is that everyone in the world will see how awesome and funny he is and want to give him money to sit around and be funny. let’s see if the plan works.
“This is one of those times where I’m going to need tape.”
bear with me
while i figure this shit out.
“This is one of those times where I’m going to need tape.”
“I’ll be the teacher today. Here, look: ‘Today we’re going to learn how to make a clown. You need a corpse and some paint. Wig is optional. Nose is mandatory.’”
